With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
worst night to have a conscience
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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