You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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