its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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