Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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