he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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