guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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