He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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