Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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