after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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