wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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