I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
