Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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