Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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