i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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