so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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