i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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