After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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