I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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