Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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