Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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