Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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