One girl and one boy is just not enough.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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