Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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