CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
the raccoons are back...
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