I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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