just tell him i said nine months
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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