Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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