Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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