butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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