Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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