Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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