Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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