You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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