I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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