I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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