Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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