New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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