I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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