On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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