I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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