yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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