Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
This is my gift to your gina
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
