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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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