Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
handjob tips. give me some.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Randomize
