No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Who died my cat blue again?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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