That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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