But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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