when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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