DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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