this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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