Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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