You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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