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(815): View more from Illinois

it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.

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(915): View more from Texas

at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?

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(802): View more from Vermont

Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.

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(585): View more from New York

I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday

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