two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea