Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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